انهيار الحضارة الغربية مقالة منذ اثنتي عشرة سنة
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
The biggest danger to
Western civilization isn't Osama bin Laden, according to right-wing nutcases. Rather, the biggest danger to Western civilization are those two
people above: Elton John and David Furnish gay-marrying
each other.
Why, before you know it,
heterosexual marriage will be outlawed, and we'll exterminate ourselves through
lack of babies! Yeppers, we're doomed, doomed I say, now that gay people can,
err, hold hands in public and say wedding vows in front of a judge. They'll
destroy civilization with their mighty Gay Laser of Gayness that turns us all
into, like, gay people, just like them!
Alrighty then, glad we
got that issue resolved (heh!).
- Badtux the Snarky
Penguin
Comments:
Jeez, and it's been such a good week, too. Between DubYa receiving
a richly-deserved and long-overdue smackdown over the NSA scandal, and the
judge in PA informing the Jesus People that they cannot teach religious
fairytales in school and pretend it's science, I had almost started to think
the adults were back in charge. Why'd you have to go and ruin it for me,
Penguin?
# posted by Aaron : 21/12/05 2:25 PM
# posted by Aaron : 21/12/05 2:25 PM
Glad I am an alien and do not have to put up with all the human
crap.
;-)
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 22/12/05 7:12 AM
;-)
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 22/12/05 7:12 AM
Actually, it's Elton John's gold shoes that are going to bring
down civilization.
# posted by Lab Kat : 23/12/05 10:15 AM
# posted by Lab Kat : 23/12/05 10:15 AM
They didn't get married in America, did they? I think we're okay
if they got married in England. We know those British don't follow the correct
behavior, anyway.
# posted by oldwhitelady : 25/12/05 9:03 AM
# posted by oldwhitelady : 25/12/05 9:03 AM
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